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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me:

    *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

  • classmate:

    wait, what's polyamory?

  • me:

    well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

  • professor:

    *overhears from front of class*

  • professor:

    that is d i s g u s t i n g

  • me:

    *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

  • professor:

    how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

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  • professor:

    it should be polyerosy

gillykins:

primadollly:

This is a starter list I made with people in mind who A) Don’t have any makeup, and/or B) Have not had access to makeup before. Makeup is expensive, and unfortunately, even this list is beyond what people can comfortably spend. However, for the same price of a palette (most of which will set you back $50+), I’ve compiled a start-to-finish shopping list that includes everything from the makeup to the tools to the cleaning products.

Below the cut is a full list of products + links, a dupe list (most if not all of these items are dupes for high end brands like MAC, NARS, and Make Up For Ever), and a coupon code. Note that for this cart, I am using a current promotion on the E.L.F website; If you are not able to make this order before the promotion expires, don’t worry, because E.L.F has several similar sales every month!

[Also, a quick note: Everything on this list is from E.L.F, one of the few drugstore makeup brands that is 100% vegan and cruelty-free. They also have the highest concentration of high-end dupes. The site/their international sites ship to several countries, but in some cases, it would be less expensive to order through a local online drugstore beauty supplier/on ebay/have a friend in the US ship it to you. I’m not affiliated with E.L.F, I’m just a fan]

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Great reference for cosplayers!  It took me a while so to realize how important makeup was for cosplay, but it can also be hella expensive to assemble all the makeup you’ll need.  A bit of makeup can change you from looking like a half asleep corpse in costume to a real magical girl.   $50?!  I like this, I like it a lot

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perlockholmes:

The night after they’ve done the do for the first time, Sherlock simply won’t say a word. Not because he doesn’t want to, but because he screamed himself hoarse the night before. And John will walk around with a big dopey smile for duration of the day, looking extremely pleased with himself every time someone asks what he is smiling about.

trekkieslut:

Jim sends Spock crude sexual drawings for shits and giggles in their free time (or maybe during a really boring conference or something)

Spock sends back altered anatomically correct versions.

"Jim, that position is not physically possible."

"Jim, my penis is not that large."

"Jim, I do not wear that particular expression during intercourse. I never wear that particular expression."

Eventually, just arrows pointing to various errors labelled “No, Jim.” “JIM, NO.”

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